face-sitting

Oh there you are. Nice to see you again. You're always so late. Every time, all the time. I mean, how long is this gonna last?

What do you mean I'm always so late? I'm not always late. You don't know what I've been through.

Oh, I don't care what you've been through, but what you put me through being late, I mean I'm really pissed off now.

You don't understand what I've been through. Just get out of there.

Hey, hey, what are you doing? I'm the one that is absolutely pissed off at you, so...